ahh omg you are adorable! not in like a creepy way or anything but yeah.. ok (:
Awwww you’re so sweet thank you very much :D I’m sure you are equally as adorable!!!!!
what kind of parent actually says ‘if you get notes on a tumblr post i will do this thing for u’
if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar
i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
(Source: joan-watson)
Don’t ever fucking tell me that dreams dont come true
I wanna be in one of those relationships where you’re in a relationship
(Source: builtuponsand)
When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
